what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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