physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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