and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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