Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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