He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
what day is it and did you see me today?
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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