Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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