You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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