Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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