It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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