You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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