she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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