Do you still have your period?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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