I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My vagina is very pro this idea
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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