don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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