Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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