Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
In America we eat man semen.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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