just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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