It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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