Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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