That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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