return my video game
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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