You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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