we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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