Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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