they need to just BURY HIM!
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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