Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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