I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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