I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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