he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Shame is for Republicans.
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