thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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