Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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