giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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