I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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