kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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