Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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