do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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