remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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