You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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