he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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