tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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