I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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