When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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