Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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