Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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