I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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