I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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