there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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