I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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