You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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