There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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